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One needs a family chart From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (4 hours old)

Mr Mechanic had a little 'chat' with his boys. 'How would you feel if daddy married Lu?' He asked in the car, on the long journey to come over to us. Nowadays we spend the weekends together, and h… more

Stolen from Miramaze. From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (5 hours old)

Stolen from Miramaze. A meme about sex. Oh yes. Talking about me and talking about sex, all wrapped into one. My idea of heaven. 1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider hav… more

X Factor is getting crappier every week From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (12 hours old)

You could argue that it serves me right for watching it but hey, I like trash tv sometimes and X Factor is surely the best in that category. I love the pompousness of it, and the fact that those invol… more

That place I used to go to From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (1 day old)

I went to a place which used to make me feel great. Full of people, full of sin. Full of voices and full of silence. Mr Mechanic insisted. I did not know whether it would be suitable with four chi… more

Naptime was successful!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (1 day old)

Thanks for your comments - and yes, I did manage to have a nap, for like 45 minutes! Tremendous! I had to go and wake Logan up for his tea, he was spark out. (Yes, he is napping as I type this!!… more

Quantum solace From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (2 days old)

On to the MHP Motor Show. Train, tube. There and back. With four boys under nine. Now the fireworks. I have more energy now than I did when I was eighteen. And so much more love. … more

The beauty of beautiful souls From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (3 days old)

I have a childminder for Pest n.1 and n.2. Pest n.2 spends an inordinate amount of time with her. Let's call her Rosie. Pest n.1 gets occasionally picked up from the bus stop, and spends an hour o… more

More dadness From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (3 days old)

OK, so I've started working part-time this week so I can spend more time looking after Logan. It's brilliant, and I love it, but where the hell does this kid get all that energy from?? He's only 11 mo… more

A sorry waste of a vast quantity of alcohol From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (6 days old)

I assume his P45 is in the post... http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/6338139/16440695 8|… more

Power of photos From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (7 days old)

I retrieved a few photo albums from my ex-marital home. Then I made the mistake of opening one. Then another. And another. Most photos are of my boys. The camera has followed their arrival into… more

I feed you From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (8 days old)

On holiday. Time to re-focus, re-group and re-consider. Time to gather and tie-up; re-assemble and shift around. I fold inside myself to look at life as it is now. I speak to people I have not… more

Trick or treat? From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (9 days old)

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What cuts the deepest From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (9 days old)

Again, if you do not see your partner, and do not know what comes next - no matter what a good idea of that you may have - the anticipation of it holds you suspended. Better than a slow strip-teas… more

Where is my ego? From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (11 days old)

He starts with my head. It gets covered by black, thin sheets of plastic. Secured with tape. I only have small, discreet holes to breathe, and none to see. One by one, my limbs get covered and tap… more

the 'dementor' effect From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (11 days old)

Do you have a person in your life whom you cannot get away from, and who draws all the (little) happiness you may have out of you? The 'dementor' effect, Mr Mechanic calls it. He has one. … more

Any Motorhead fans? Your assistance please. From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (11 days old)

OK, so I've been a fan of Motorhead for many moons now. But like a lot of people who call themselves Motorhead fans, it's mainly the early stuff I have in my collection. The last album I actually boug… more

No holes, and a completely different kind of love From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (13 days old)

He arrives with children, and bags full of shopping, and Hallowe'en stuff. We shall be having an early Hallowe'en evening with the children, as next week it is not our turn to be parents. My boys … more

All about control From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (13 days old)

How do you relinquish all control during intimacy? Could you... strip yourself free of your own identity? Could you... 'decide' to be an object of pleasure, for half an hour or so? And if … more

Sexy cartoon characters - a very unlikely late addition From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (17 days old)

Regular readers of my witterings will know my feelings on spoiled media brat Lily Allen. >:-[ Imagine my amazement, then, when I happened to see Mark Ronson's Oh My God video the other day. Ms Alle… more

Question Time last night From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (17 days old)

Although I'm all for the principle of free speech, and I totally disagreed with the idea that the (loathsome) BNP shouldn't have been allowed on Question Time at all, I must admit I was quite worried … more

Godammit! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (18 days old)

I've been tinkering with a new design for the blog. I don't really like it, but now the old one looks wrong as well. The more I've done on the new design, the worse it looks. But now I can't go … more

Shut your mouth From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (19 days old)

'Exactly how claustrophobic are you?' He asked. 'Rather a lot,' I replied. 'That'll be a challenge.' 'I'll bite you.' I said. 'You won't be able to, honey.' … more

Black fantasies From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (20 days old)

I always thought that a nice, sexy, raunchy set of naughty underwear MIGHT be used to strip a woman of her active role in love-making, and make her look, feel and... well..., just BE a sex object. Wit… more

Celeb gossip is mostly bullshit - official! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (25 days old)

...well, not exactly but you might want to check out this story: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/oct/14/starsuckers-tabloids-hoax-celebrities If you can't be arsed to read it - basically a … more

Thought for the day From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (25 days old)

...if you were trapped in an enclosed space for long enough (a lift for example), would it be possible to fart yourself to death?… more

James yet again. The controversy rages on!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (26 days old)

Good grief! Another one has waded in with his barely coherent dribblings: http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RM6ILYIUCG8WE/ref=cm_cr_rev_detup_redir?_encoding=UTF8&cdPage=1&newContentNum=5&am… more

She who has come to stay From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (29 days old)

I have not felt anger for years. Meet the dark lady. She owns me completely. … more

The kissing monster From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (29 days old)

We played the usual game today. It's called 'the Kissing Monster'. I find Pest n.1 and Pest n.2, who have been duly hiding in the cupboard or the wardrobe. If and when I find one or both, I am all… more

Things you do for love From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (30 days old)

When we arrived at his place, late and tired, Mr Mechanic was beaming. His children were ready to play with mine, Nintendoes at the ready too. The place was clean; the bucket and mop outside, dryi… more

Sleep tight From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (30 days old)

The bus driver motioned me to come closer. It was very late; the sun had gone down. The late bus takes the last stray children to their harrassed mothers, strained homework and late suppers. '… more